Because it's so damn sweet and pretty fucking accurate.


"A difficult child at best, fit neither for the cloth nor the pen, too dangerous to be unleashed upon society and too horrible to let live, but yet too brilliant and unique to destroy; He was eventually given over to The Ft. Benning School For Boys to receive the proper education and be brought up right -as both a savior and destroyer of man."


From the Urban Dictionary

Baby boy drowns during Baptism.


Dude?

Popular Science does a rundown of electric cars from past to present.




The August 1916.

From working afternoons around here.
And it's not because I've run out of funds.

July 31 Sunny 103° 77°

aug 01 P Cloudy 103° 79°

aug 02 Sunny 104° 80°

aug 03 Sunny 101° 80°

aug 04 Sunny 100° 79°

aug 05 Sunny 100° 79°

aug 06 Sunny 97° 79°

aug 07 P Cloudy 96° 79°

I'll go back to working full days on Wednesday the 4th if the temps hold level. Anything higher than 100º isn't worth it.

These assholes have ran out of our money.

The bad news?


"A massive asteroid might crash into Earth in the year 2182, scientists have warned.
The asteroid, called 1999 RQ36, has a 1-in-1,000 chance of actually hitting the Earth at some point before the year 2200, but is most likely to hit us on 24th September 2182.
It was first discovered in 1999 and is more than 1,800 feet across. If an asteroid of this size hit the Earth it would cause widespread devastation and possible mass extinction."





The good news?

You and I won't have to worry about it.

To take Obama, Pelosi, and Reid water-skiing.

Kelly and I are paying for AT&T's 3-6 whatever download speed.
Over at Speedtest.net, we're showing 2.6 download and .46 upload speeds.

We use no landline phones, and the something 5 wire is hooked directly into AT&T's 1955 2 wire phone cable. No other lines are hooked into it. Just our new 5 whatever wire.
That's right. It's the same fucking cable that's been hooked up to the house since 19fucking55 when the dump was built.
We use an AT&T supplied, four year old 2Wire modem.

I want what we've been paying for. Suggestions? Modem? Fire AT&T? What?

The new Chevy Volt is $41,000 - $7500 tax credit.
The wife's Accord EX-L was 24K and some change.

The Volt will get approximately 37mpg.
The Accord does 25 mpg city all day long and 31mpg on the highway @ 73mph.

The Volt is built like an econo box.
The Accord has leather, power everything, and a 270 watt sound system.



Why are we even discussing the tragedy known as the Chevy Volt?
First reader who buys one these rolling pieces of Government subsidized dogshit and fesses up to it is banned for life, plus two weeks.

Just like the National Geographic.

Oh, hell...
Who am I kidding? I'm not gonna apologize for busting my ass.
It was a motherfucker today and the next two days promise to be equally difficult.
I'll do what I can, but don't expect too damn much.

In the new Bugatti Veyron SS packing 1200hp.

Tom Cruise is incredibly fast on two wheels and Cameron Diaz loves to drop F bombs.
From Sunday's show.

I gotta get started.
The salt mines await.

Nancy Pelosi and I agree on one item.

Unfortunately, I don't believe a single fucking word she says.